FRIDAY
After a long car ride we arrived in Baltimore at about 2PM. We waited in the lobby for about two, yes two, fuckin hours for our room. It was a nice lobby. Old looking. Painted ceilings, chandeliers, a rather nice statue in the window and fresh sunflowers atop a grand piano.
The others arrived shortly after we got the room. At which point Sarah felt the need to rearrange the room immediately. The guys left and went the club while the ladies continued to rearrange the room. Then we got ready.

…and headed to the club.
I liked the club. Three rooms. One big one with the stage, a bar and some merch tables. Another with a bar, comfy sofas and more merch tables. The other room had mostly merch tables. I spent a lot of time in that room on Friday. I got some cool things that day too, a Burzum shirt, a Nokturnal Mortum CD, a couple of Graveland CD’s and a few Hate forest tapes. [Yes, I still buy tapes.]
The only band I was really interested in seeing that night was Grave. I love this band. This is the band that made me want to go in the first place. They played last. Their set was fuckin fabulous.
After the show we had a small party in our room. I don’t remember much. Becky and I walked Snake back to his hotel and returned to a room full of sleeping people. I remember walking to the back of the room to get cookies and trying my best not to step on people with my big black boots. Becky and I are insomniacs. We were banished to the hallway. We giggled quietly and ate cookies. We tried to be quiet, but I doubt we were. I kept telling her to put her pants back on. She insisted her underwear looked like shorts. I think we ate a whole box of cookies.
SATURDAY
I woke to laughter. Sly was making us all laugh. I don’t know how he had so much energy in the morning. Must have been the electrolytes. The guys got up, got ready and were out the door before some of us ladies even could crawl out of bed. After they were gone we sat around and talked about bras for a really long time. Afterwards we took showers and a few folks made a trip to Starbucks.
I’m not gonna name any names, but there were a few among us who have a serious addiction to Starbucks. Luckily there was a Starbucks near by. Well that and the coffee maker and four pounds of coffee that we brought with us.
We eventually made it the club. I ventured into the big room just in time for Behold… The Arctopus. As I listened the their set I was not really sure what I thought of them. I know remember thinking Wow their singer couldn’t make it and they still decided to play anyways. How cool. Well as it turns out there is no singer. They are an instrumental band and one of them plays a crazy guitar called warr guitar. At some point I have to give these guys a another listen.
Some time during the late afternoon we ended up in Snake’s hotel suite, And wow, it was pretty fuckin swanky. We had a few drinks and hung out for a bit.
Then we headed back to the club. It was a good day to wear my Great Kat shirt. As I was looking around at one of the merch tables the guy whose table it was pointed out a Great Kat CD that I once had on tape and lost some time ago. It was a pretty good find. I must say and I’m quite happy to have it again.
The headliner for that night was Anaal Nathrakh. I was looking forward to seeing them. However I was quite disappointed with their set when I finally did see them. It was during their set that something quite strange happened. I was standing behind Sly watching the show. The guy standing next to him went up to him tried to tickle him and then tried to kiss him. Sly fought him off, hands flailing, in a less then valiant fashion. It was quite comical. I would have laughed if I wore not in such a state of shock. I’ve seen a lot of things in all my years of going to shows, but never anything like this. Yes this was quite an event to witness.
After the show we went to Snake’s room. Did I mention that it was a good day to were my Great Kat shirt, cause it really was. I met a guy there who played drums for her. That was cool.
At some point we ended up in Jeff’s hotel room. We hung out with Behold… The Arctopus. Jeff passed out with a beer in his hand and Sly went on for about an hour about how butt rock has boner riffs. Afterwards we went back to our hotel and I was the last one to fall asleep.
SUNDAY
Before heading to the club we hit a nice little park and had lunch. Sarah and I dined on chairs that were chained to the table.
We went to the club. I was finally able to find the MDF merch table and got a cool shirts. I also found some cool vinyl. I got a Burzum Det Som Engang Var record and a Morbid Angel Alters of Madness picture disc. [ Yes, I still buy records.]
I saw lots of bands. Some of them were really good. However, I had been drinking since Friday and was too dunk to check my MDF schedule to see who I was watching.
At some point during the night I went outside. There was an ambulance in front of the club. A few moment later they brought out this guy. He was on stretcher. In one hand he held a cigarette, with the other hand he held the horns up high. The crowd cheered for him as they put in the ambulance.
The Final band for the fest was Nuclear Assault.
And then it was over.
However, the party continued, in Snake’s luxury suite. It was a fun time. Jeff passed out again with a beer in his hand.
He wasn’t the only one though…
It was a great night.
Next thing I knew we were back in our hotel room. I wanted to stay up, drink beer and eat cookies. Everyone else was going to sleep. Like all the nights before I was the last one up. Except this time I didn’t have a fun day of metal and beer to look forward to when I awoke in the morning. It was really over and that made me sad. I could fell the post-metalfest depression setting in and I knew it was time to go to sleep.
MONDAY
We all managed to roll out of our beds and sleeping bags before checkout.
We Packed up the cars…
and hit Starbucks before leaving Baltimore.
We also managed to get a group photo with all of us, even me.
It was a great weekend. The bands were great, the club was cool and the parties were fun.
I want to do this again next year.
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[Some events may be out of order or remembered a bit differently then they actually happened.
Sorry I was drunk and it’s been about two weeks.]
I have a bunch more pictures here.